By Insanity - 09/04/2015 05:28 - France - La Poste

Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
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DeadHorseman 11

if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.

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123ika 16

He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that

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randomheartthrob 7

Kids say the darnest things

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inolongercare 19

I am confused why you would want you child to age that "cigarettes are poop"?

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zarrganaut 17

I would have been proud. That's cute and funny!

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bdsmslave 18

"... and that, kids, is how mommy/daddy became one of the country's top athletes."

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WhoCouldIBe 11

He has pretty good grammar for a 4 year old

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Catdragon 40

I once had a kid grab my boob and ask for milk.

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XcuzimsotiredX 25

my dad told me beer was made of rotten milk

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Bruno501 8

How is this bad? Little children say stuff like this all the time.

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Reeisme23 0

As a parent it's slightly embarrassing lol

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amileah13 26

Yeah he's just a little kid hopefully the guy didn't take it too harsh.

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