Health and Animals: Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out...

By Ear Invasion - 26/01/2013 05:53 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML

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illy1 7

Tuesday 6 October 2015 10:32

And this is why I sleep with ear plugs. Irrational fear, my ass.

Dr_Awesome654 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 8:14

Actually you'd use a semicolon and not a colon

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