Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she...

By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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suicidegirl1106 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:38

Doesn't matter, had sex

ginnygoggorgon 3

Thursday 25 October 2012 17:10

Rape mode activated

KittyDimondXD 9

Monday 19 November 2012 4:12

At least you can get some even if you suck at it!!

anniesje 11

Monday 19 May 2014 17:48

Don't matter, had sexz my first time the girl said no #lol

MediocreMan19 18

Saturday 21 February 2015 22:14

Doesn't matter had sex

rinzlerkitty94 31

Tuesday 20 December 2016 22:27

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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