Today...I lost my car keys. Then while looking for them, I lost... - FML

"Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey" - 23/09/2017 04:31

Today...I lost my car keys. Then while looking for them, I lost the flashlight I was using...FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 27 September 2017 13:54

Not very bright, are you?

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 26 September 2017 20:30

Just stop right where you're at and lay down before you lose your mind.

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 26 September 2017 20:30

Just stop right where you're at and lay down before you lose your mind.

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 27 September 2017 13:54

Not very bright, are you?

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Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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Today, I was diagnosed with intermittent explosive disorder, meaning that I involuntarily fly into a rage without provocation. It's only controlled by healthy eating and sleeping. I work too much to get any sleep, I don't make enough money to eat well, and my disorder limits my ability to find a job that pays more. FML

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Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

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Today, I learned that in spite of walking during the ceremony, my graduation was denied. That was nearly 4 years ago, and I never knew this was a possibility. I'd been a drop-out all this time. FML

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Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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