By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
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You deserved it 38
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heyyou1203 0

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

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diet_otaku 0

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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leigh_k 0

wow, you people are always so angry =/

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Chalaka 0

Transformers.....They ARE more than meets the eye

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b_shizzle 0

I just wanna know what the things coming out of his eyes are... Other than that... Awesome illustration!

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b_shizzle 0

Hah... Nevermind, read the blog thingy!

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sleepreader 0

I'm sorry, but what are the squiggly lines coming out of the cartoon OP's eyes? Kinda freaking me out...

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PingPing_fml 0

Wow, funny illustration! Those are some insanely long eyebrows, though...

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Stoner09 0

darn those Autobots! always smashing us poor humans. fight the Decepticons in spce or somthing xD

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larsonbp 0

whoah this is like the first illustrated fml that isn't like a total piece of shit.

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average_girl 0

idk.. it looks like thread but y would thread be coming out of some1s eyes when they just got hit by a car?? its weird..lol

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rayrayy_fml 0

I absolutely LOVE this illustration. Almost as much as the "buhnama" one, lol.

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