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By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?

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MeleMallory 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:01

Urine isn't supposed to be that shade of yellow. You need to drink more water. And not keep pee in cups...

littlelotte98 3

Monday 12 March 2012 3:53

can I as u a question??? are you blonde?!?!

New_Colours 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:35

Retard

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 13 February 2015 8:47

Did you learn that the easy way or the hard way?

ethenderson 3

Thursday 12 November 2015 10:11

urine looks like apple juice, not lemonade.

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