Animals: Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday,...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By princessbbee - 18/08/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

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Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 15:00

Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML

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By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Friday 4 March 2011 8:52

If you can't be bothered to clean out the box every day, you shouldn't have a cat.

RinnieRiot 9

Friday 4 March 2011 8:47

Then clean it out... Problem solved.

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k8lind37 0

Friday 4 March 2011 19:12

My cat does the same thing except for he decides to shit in my box of treasured items rather than my laundry basket.

gmen25 0

Friday 4 March 2011 19:31

that's why cats suck and dogs rule

Kiki_Venom 0

Friday 4 March 2011 21:21

I have to clean mine out everyday or my one year old will try to eat poop out of it -_-;.

tona01 16

Friday 4 March 2011 21:55

god people are getting lazier and lazier it only takes two minutes to clean the boc

brokenhelix 4

Friday 4 March 2011 22:39

cats are worthless. kill it

MaryPoppins88 14

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:54

cats sence of smell is 3x stronger than humans you wouldn't wanna shit in a smelly litter box either lol

sin211 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:22

LMFAO idk what else to say

dansco 24

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:42

Now lesson learnt. If it happens again YDI!

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:55

Violin strings! This will be my vote every time...

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 2:51

- - you just figured that out...

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