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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

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lina21 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:32

Wow OP. Bitter divorce between your parents? Regardless, sorry he rained on your parade

iatopg 9

Wednesday 13 August 2014 13:39

congrats on the engagement!

someguyhere 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 15:38

Most people that know their parents will know their reactions before hand... Just saying.

withasmile 3

Wednesday 13 August 2014 16:49

Don't invite him and congratulations!

derpyxmufffins 8

Wednesday 13 August 2014 17:39

That's pretty dickish, But anyways congrats on the engagement :)

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 4:19

Lol

foreveralonek 15

Thursday 14 August 2014 7:28

Haha

miss_amphetamine 24

Thursday 14 August 2014 16:07

Who cares? That's not an FML; it's FHL for being a grumpy old asshole. Congratulations on the engagement! :)

kibranoz_fml 3

Monday 18 August 2014 4:28

Get a new dad this one is a damn rude **** sucking ************

kcgatsby 8

Monday 18 August 2014 13:16

marriage is between 2 person, you shouldn't let rest affect you. :)

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