Work and Family: Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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skippydoda 32

Sunday 2 June 2019 8:06

ID pictures are suppose to suck

KerbalTubeHD 5

Monday 3 June 2019 11:52

Her sister probably killed herself after seeing the picture...

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skippydoda 32

Sunday 2 June 2019 8:06

ID pictures are suppose to suck

KerbalTubeHD 5

Monday 3 June 2019 11:52

Her sister probably killed herself after seeing the picture...

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