Embarrassing, Birthday, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned... - FML

By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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