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By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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jibz 6

Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

You're an idiot. You deserved it.

Comments

ben2169 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:01

you couldnt fess up. now your gonna be charged with hit and run. way to go JACKASS. I hope i see you ass on worlds dumbest criminals or drivers

smacusc10 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:16

dude ur dumb as shit

mattc89 0

Friday 11 February 2011 15:20

haha you deserve it, you coward. hope you get the maximum penalty and sued xD jerk

SouthernGuy8503 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:28

Got what you deserved, no wonder your name is calidumbass. The plate didn't incriminate you, you did Einstein. You now qualify for the show "World's Dumbest Criminals".... enjoy.

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 13:35

You're an asshole AND an idiot. YDI.

nalia18 8

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:41

you deserved it a-hole... fleeimg the scene is illegal stupid

Narwhal234 6

Friday 22 April 2011 13:59

Wow.... YDI.

Googoo27 12

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:56

I still don't know what op means :P I'm retarded

anonymous31_fml 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:52

and I would've gotten away with it to! if it weren't for you pesky kids and that meddling dog! lol

Tkuska6583 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:35

You deserve everything you got! I was hit by someone who fled the scene on Memorial Day. Now I'm stuck with over $1000 damage to my car because that asshole left!