Miscellaneous: Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 14:14 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

daftPunKt 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:40

Get your own life

2856B9BD 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:40

Omg, she EATS?! ..*sarcasm*

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katcot99 11

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:53

Lame

vinuju 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:54

Lazy mind does indeed do all sorts of stupid stuffs..!!!!!

iseyixes 18

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:55

Entertained easily, huh?

alicekittykatt 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:01

Wow.

SaturnV 25

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:02

At least you actually realize how trivial it is. I don't doubt that many others who spend time thinking and talking about celebrities would see nothing wrong with that.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:02

A fruit salad? NO WAY! Omg omg omg what was she wearing? What kind of purse? Prada? Louis Vuitton?? It was Coach, wasn't it! I knew it!

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 19 April 2012 20:04

Coach was so two years ago. Michael Kors is the new Coach, duh!

margie2194 12

Friday 20 April 2012 3:24

Marc Jacobs is the new Michael Kors. Get it together doctor.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:54

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tailor!

babe7260 30

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:04

Can't believe they posted this ,

mintcar 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:10

That's really sad. I'm not sure why some people get so wrapped up in the lives of celebrities.

deransc 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:50

Because they have no lives of their own

MaddieLynn123 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:15

Well it's a big deal! Gosh!

leogirl95 12

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:52

No, not really

MaddieLynn123 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:59

It's called sarcasm..^

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 19 April 2012 20:13

62 - Nice duck face! Maybe I should shoot you and then cook you.

MaddieLynn123 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:57

What duck face...?;)

bighurt279 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:23

Wow ur gay

MaddieLynn123 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:26

How the hell does that make OP gay?!

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