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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

eksyneet 23

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:09

how long have you been spinning her for?..

jawarston 24

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:09

No amusement parks for you

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Homer1975 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:04

Is there anyone get pregnant?

bobbywilcher 13

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:38

How long have you been dating? Wouldn't you know that she get sick easily prior to this incident?

dc2fresh 15

Wednesday 25 February 2015 13:47

you should know your girlfriend better than that

Donnellando 15

Wednesday 25 February 2015 15:30

How fast did you spin her?!

nialls_girl 13

Thursday 26 February 2015 5:58

Maybe she had a full stomach? Sorry, OP.

Ilovelife93 9

Monday 12 October 2015 3:19

Sounds like she was full, OP...when i was with my ex, sometimes he would spin me after I ate I I didn't feel too good..and my stomach is made of steel..haha

Tomato_Cheese 22

Wednesday 30 December 2015 6:22

Puke fetish?

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