Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said,...

By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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“New phone. Who dis?”

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I would have texted back....um nope. she can have you. no competition.

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Could've been worse: "U got an STD...."

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