Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:40

That should tell you something

peachesncreem 21

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:43

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

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tRaSh05 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:40

Take the bus before you kill someone

hamtaro331 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:04

As far as u know

friisen_ 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:06

Why FYL If you were sober? I don't get it..

KristenWallen 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:08

Here's a thought: drive better.

lollipop77_fml 6

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:09

Hello! Candidate for America's Worst Driver!!!

HendricksProdigy 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:14

Means ur a bad driver mate

xStaciexLynnx 15

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:22

That happened to me once but I wasn't driving horribly. It was midnight and I accidentally high beamed a cop so they pulled me over thinking I must be drunk. So maybe OP's not THAT bad of a driver?

gader 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:33

Drink and drive again and lets hope you can update us. FUL

bartender91 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:44

learn to drive then!

skokob 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:44

Then ur driving sucks

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