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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 05:23 - Canada

Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

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SunlightVeins 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:23

Depending on the car you have, it's very possible for a cat to get into a car. You know how curiosity kills the cat? My mom once drove around town with one of our cats under the hood because it climbed up there and slept. It just stayed there the whole time.

RevengeOnYou 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:11

Hehe i love the illustration x3

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Rawrimabunny 0

Friday 2 April 2010 21:47

I just have one question, why was the car in the KITCHEN?!?!?!

bugmenotmofo 34

Friday 9 April 2010 21:34

this illustration is so cool

RandomPersonOMG 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 15:05

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missgreenday 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 7:17

Reminds me of the south park episode with the cat orgy.

celkey 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 3:20

That was adorable! Amazing drawing =^.^=

Chibi_Mia_Chula 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 23:23

Lol, the kittens are having a party~ =3

susanlohan 0

Friday 7 May 2010 21:15

Love reading your comic. Your drawing looks great too. Wonderful work! Edmonton Printing

bebedraco 0

Friday 14 May 2010 10:44

i love the drawing

The_Fantil_Kitty 0

Monday 28 June 2010 18:30

T.T The poor kitty got locked in the car. I hope it made it out of the car alright, I hate when kitties get hurt =(. Meow =^.^=

MucMucVi 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 17:28

Oh great cats can talk and have apposable thumbs now we're all DOOMED!

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