Miscellaneous: Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out...

By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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Thursday 10 May 2012 8:44

assigned to an assassin. nice

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Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/

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ggdawg24 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 9:21

Kinky

oSWeeGee 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 4:29

Maybe you should ask the dean to switch roommates?

Oceanlondon 5

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:29

Tell her you know where she lives.

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:29

the luck of the draw!

doglover100 28

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:40

Report her.

RomeyRich 22

Monday 14 April 2014 1:07

sucks to suck

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