Miscellaneous: Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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TDWPForDayz 9

Thursday 30 May 2013 18:12

At first I thought it said "I found my missing toe"

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 12 March 2015 2:52

Did a squirrel steal your shoe?

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