Animals: Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box....

By brentkd - 20/07/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:05

That's shitty. Hey, at least Apple makes some solid headphones!

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"hey, i can hear the ocean in my earbuds! no. wait. that's just my cat's digestive system."

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drayloon 50

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:04

shit goes in, shit comes out

zeekitty 5

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:38

Your poor cat!

DogeLife 15

Sunday 11 January 2015 18:26

Well do they work?

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