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By kprice6 - 03/02/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:02

LOL "And these poor slaves were often badly beaten by their masters - " "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *everyone glares at you*

MetallicPunk 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:44

thanks to you the same thing just happened to me

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UnluckyDom 0

Monday 12 April 2010 2:42

Bonus points if your black.

charlesPscene 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:31

you're*

hopeehunt 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 7:39

haha I absolutely love this onee!

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Sunday 18 July 2010 10:04

Bad timing. YDI for seeing it in class.

rety1 13

Monday 2 August 2010 8:08

lol I don't even need anything funny to laugh at slavery...

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Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:18

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beelz3boss07 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:01

I probably would have laughed too.

easoccer515 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:33

hahah ouch

doublehuh 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:58

hahahaha!

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Sunday 19 June 2011 17:52

that must have been the most embarrasing moment of your life

TheCube 6

Monday 20 June 2011 20:08

I'm surprised this isn't a YDI. And it so isn't, FYL.

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