Health: Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

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melliemoo17 6

Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:56

Wtf?!

Doortje 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:59

Oh dear. You DO know you need to clean your dong, right?

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diidiimi 10

Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:54

I cannot over stress the importance of personal hygiene. Seriously.

louielove19 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:56

Eww......ahahaha I feel really bad for your girlfriend

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