Today, I dissected a baby pig. All I could think about was Wilber...

By unknown - 28/05/2019 04:00

Today, I dissected a baby pig. All I could think about was Wilber from Charlotte's Web. FML

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Tuesday 28 May 2019 5:08

Wilbur Just think bacon and you’ll be ok.

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 28 May 2019 7:08

Those piglets were fetal, the mom was slaughtered for food and the piglets never really viable once she went to market. F Their Life.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 May 2019 5:08

Wilbur Just think bacon and you’ll be ok.

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 28 May 2019 7:08

Those piglets were fetal, the mom was slaughtered for food and the piglets never really viable once she went to market. F Their Life.

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