Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku...

By sudoku_fiend - 13/12/2015 04:40 - United States - Millville

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

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Sunday 13 December 2015 18:54

Just don't open it at your desk

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Comments

Richard6036 13

Monday 14 December 2015 13:54

Let's hope this guy don't have to run something to important like your company would hundreds of employees

KidClarinetist 12

Monday 14 December 2015 19:05

Classical conditioning at its finest

Richsauce50 9

Thursday 24 December 2015 17:07

It's classical conditioning just don't play sudoku for a while find some other game, and don't play sudoku whilst peeing this should solve the problem but there is a slight chance of it recovering