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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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Monday 23 January 2012 8:56

This is why we cant have nice things..

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You impressed her alright.

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Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:45

Rough.

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