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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

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Friday 17 July 2009 11:15

its just hair. it'll grow back.

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RagingWill 17

Monday 6 February 2012 21:51

So what was the bet?

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 17:53

Let me guess... You got a buzz cut?

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Monday 25 March 2013 4:43

:/ I'm sorry OP. FYL. Well there must be a way you can fix it?

truqbic 13

Wednesday 8 October 2014 11:52

Hair grows back, no worries

castielnovak 13

Wednesday 24 December 2014 20:39

As long as you're happy with your hair, that's all that matters

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 15:39

Rude.

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