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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2010 6:42

what did #2 say

maskedman 9

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:17

I guess that kid in us isn't as agile as he used to be. I blame excessive drinking.

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Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:58

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Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:05

"Damn, I'm too old for this shit!" hehehehehe

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Beware, father time is a sneaky ******. .

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