Miscellaneous: Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD....

By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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Monday 23 February 2009 9:24

HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..

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Sunday 22 May 2011 10:48

Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?

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kh2soldier 1

Saturday 10 April 2010 7:02

wow u homooo worst movie EVER

Spongii101 12

Sunday 25 April 2010 9:01

The books are WAY better than the movie. In the books the girls aren't as ugly or stupid or immature. The movie is totally crap.

amd3lky 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 20:47

well I'm pretty sure with your face you haven't kissed much either

CrabCaviar 0

Friday 4 June 2010 7:31

awwwww you just gonna take that?

victoria4161993 0

Friday 4 June 2010 21:03

hahaha this isn't an fml you bought it that's your choice

poop124 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 22:59

ahem *full frontal snogging goood books :)

DuckOnAStick 0

Monday 26 July 2010 7:51

You shouldnt be talking.

zimbry 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:22

so..?

amburitto 0

Monday 2 August 2010 14:25

that movie is sold in the states

0xXprincessXx0 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:40

ass thats not fml

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