Miscellaneous: Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my...

By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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Sunday 3 April 2011 12:31

YDI for not turning your phone off. You're at a funeral for God's sake.

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Sunday 7 August 2011 2:58

Idiot.

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:40

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Paradise City?

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Ah, the irony...

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I was going to comment the same exact thing, and you beat me to it. That is extremely ironic.

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