Work: Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized...

By ICallBullshxt - 18/03/2017 20:00

Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML

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Saturday 18 March 2017 20:07

"Ew" stands for "efficient worker"

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Sunday 19 March 2017 4:59

If she asks tell her it's an employment/work list. And that you just shortened it to ew

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Sunday 19 March 2017 19:27

stupid af! i hope you get fired lol

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