Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher....

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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Comments

ViciousFoxes 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:05

FHL for looking like a man.

Jamialia 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:15

Why FML? This is funny! The Teacher needs a sense of humour.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:31

nice job ********!!

lextheplex 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:43

that's an insult.

julian928 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:18

SgtWarren1 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:08

That's too bad. :(

SgtWarren1 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:10

You're gonna get the paddle.

parxxx 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:29

EPIC DOUBLE FAIL

Hiilikew 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:53

I feel sorry for ya, but at least it was an accident... unlike DAVID THACKER would have done....

diggs010 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:12

Herp derp.

theten_fml 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:26

write him an apology letter.

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