Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

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Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:31

Respect the ******* cape!

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Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:32

Oh, the irony.

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vbchick31 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:02

If you're in college shouldn't you know how to spell mustache…

annafii 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:24

They're from the UK, it's spelt "moustache" here. ...And before someone else says it, it's spelt "spelt" here, too.

CheeseHater 23

Friday 10 February 2012 13:55

Bitch got served.

rayofsunahine25 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 23:22

I'm waiting to see a "today some guy droped my sculpture" post

EffYourLife0069 0

Friday 10 February 2012 3:10

I was thinking drag queen..

EffYourLife0069 0

Friday 10 February 2012 3:10

I was thinking drag queen..

EffYourLife0069 0

Friday 10 February 2012 3:12

I was thinking draagg queen..

Kemeox 5

Friday 10 February 2012 4:13

sounds like a lie to me if I'm honest

rexreta 5

Friday 10 February 2012 5:21

I love crazy people!! X3

Haha_no_123 11

Friday 10 February 2012 22:04

Irony

MiddleThumb 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:41

Lol?

lmfaooxox 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 8:33

Oh the irony lol

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