Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient...

By StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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BigSissy 14

Tuesday 14 May 2019 18:31

I’ll beat Richard to it and say - that sounds like a shitty situation.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 15 May 2019 6:06

Shat happens....

Comments

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 14 May 2019 18:12

As you probably know as a physio, that may be a sign of something else at play.

BigSissy 14

Tuesday 14 May 2019 18:31

I’ll beat Richard to it and say - that sounds like a shitty situation.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 May 2019 18:39

That’s really more PenguinPal’s department. Besides, you missed the ...wait on it... The dramatic pause sets up the whole joke!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 May 2019 18:37

Maybe you were massaging a little too low?

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 14 May 2019 20:18

Being a quadriplegic I've often been on the other side. That's no picnic either

smartjaguargurl 17

Tuesday 14 May 2019 20:23

Sounds more like f his life

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 15 May 2019 6:06

Shat happens....

donb23 23

Thursday 16 May 2019 22:58

At least it was shit and not something else. Or was that his idea of a “happy ending “?

Gemfez 15

Sunday 19 May 2019 14:38

Your massages are obviously very relaxing.

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