Intimacy: Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

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anniemeece 23

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:07

Maybe not so 100%?

MegasaurusRex89 28

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:07

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

Comments

prettygurl89 16

Monday 11 May 2015 0:39

Obviously not

Sweetjessierose 8

Monday 11 May 2015 2:05

Well obviously not 100% - and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!

Phoenix88_fml 6

Monday 11 May 2015 2:18

clearly not

Dean__Winchester 16

Monday 11 May 2015 3:40

Clearly when you're drunk you aren't a full 100%. We're you better than any of the girls? Could give'em a few pointers

Catsssss 0

Monday 11 May 2015 6:10

Not anymore...

DonPandon 15

Monday 11 May 2015 6:46

Not anymore

kavyashahs 16

Monday 11 May 2015 7:14

Well than blew my mind

ihearthouse928 8

Monday 11 May 2015 7:51

You may need to check the definition of "100%"...

munykaa 5

Monday 11 May 2015 9:05

Not anymore

mryeti 3

Monday 11 May 2015 14:18

So you're a flute player now eh?

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