Miscellaneous: Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked... - FML

By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 7:10

they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier

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EmilyMarie 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:23

-Insert lame pun containing the word 'shit'-

juneau 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:17

OMG!! did all the shit fall on u?

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Trainn 19

Monday 8 May 2017 18:21

At a hard rock concert, you don't shit in port-a-potty, the port-a potty ***** on you!

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