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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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Doortje 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:09

You gave a bunch of little girls the finger? I'd say this is a fail even before you ran into that snowman.

perdix 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:21

It was a Chris Hansen snowman, and he busted you for fingering little girls.

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MaiDeath 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:05

Haha, your failed attempt eh?

SmallTownCutie 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:10

^ haha win

bcamgirl 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:16

who flicks off little girls?

Anteezy 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:17

Woah you dodged snowballs thrown by little girls, aren't you the athlete.

mills97 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:03

ikr

catalin 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:26

Charming

CRrawsum 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:31

Oh the irony!

emoooze 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:35

that was you screwing the snowman?

maybaybe 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:02

You deserved it for giving the finger to little girls.

deven329 1

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:06

i probly woulda done the same thing

maybaybe 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:18

What? Run into a snowman?

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:09

Can you say karma? I can [:

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 27 January 2011 20:08

I can't :[

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