Kids: Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled...

By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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Thursday 11 October 2012 16:00

Like a rhinestone cowboy

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He had an awesome night.

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DusktheKat 12

Friday 12 July 2013 22:29

NIKKI MANAJ

Capt_Colorz 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:03

sounds like a good night to me

Ki11erC 18

Friday 11 April 2014 22:24

Sounds like he had a good night.

ShutTheFuCupcake 7

Monday 13 October 2014 23:48

what a ******* legend ahaha

Elfkid21 19

Monday 24 November 2014 0:52

some kids are going to do what they want, despite how you raised them.

mikuxxhatsune 32

Thursday 13 August 2015 13:43

bottle sip, bottle guzzle, im a bad bitch no muzzle hey!

dilliedill 13

Tuesday 8 March 2016 20:29

pound the alarm!

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:29

Leave him there

Ciela 22

Tuesday 4 July 2017 19:01

I NEED the follow up

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