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By sabz21 - 27/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Naugatuck

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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BrotherTheo 31

Monday 27 January 2014 16:25

The force will be with you, always.....

olpally 32

Monday 27 January 2014 16:25

That's freaking awesome! Strong with the force you are! Hahaha :)

Comments

AlexRen 21

Monday 27 January 2014 17:10

Not fault is yours.

rackmill 11

Monday 27 January 2014 17:15

The force is strong in this one.

Nicole819 11

Monday 27 January 2014 17:16

I'm not sure whether to call this a fail or a win? lol

HammyBear13 8

Monday 27 January 2014 17:31

Win. No qeustions asked. Win this one is.

nchic01 17

Monday 27 January 2014 17:26

and with you!

MrCareless 17

Monday 27 January 2014 17:29

Best. Communion. Everrrr!

ahh_rats 15

Monday 27 January 2014 17:49

Oh lord that's rich

Cortier1992 6

Monday 27 January 2014 17:49

That sucks. But it's pretty awesome at the same time. lol

SinfulEnd 20

Monday 27 January 2014 17:54

May the force be with you... May the force be with you... May the force be with you... May the.. Shit... Next!

jude_iscariot 7

Monday 27 January 2014 17:56

This is not an FML, this is awesome.

kiki1705 20

Monday 27 January 2014 18:06

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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