Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped...

By Dan1021 - 04/02/2012 19:31 - France

Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 2:01

Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P

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Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.

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nutella4life 14

Tuesday 5 May 2015 4:54

well, stop being clingy and give her some space.

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