Love: Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the...

By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 9:23

Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!

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Thursday 17 December 2009 9:22

ummm she needs to seek help

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SoulEaterSE 23

Tuesday 4 August 2015 2:55

This is straight out of future diary

Jazed 9

Thursday 31 December 2015 11:46

dude.run.

sjhughes0000 6

Saturday 10 September 2016 3:26

RUN!!!!

Saffron Nightshade 12

Tuesday 6 February 2018 13:48

your response is posting on FML....not calling the authorities?!

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