Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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Margemander 4

Why would you risk it somewhere that you're likely to get caught? Especially after lying to him?

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bobthechik26 3

reminds me of a friend of mine...i wont let that go..ever hahaha

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imazaari 12

NEVER f**k a girl in her father's house.

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jessherself13 21

I will never understand why people don't lock their doors when there are other people in the house. YDI for not locking the door.

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DLT_fml 20

Silver tongues, ideal for any situation. ;)

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katttt21 20

Nobody knows how to lock a door. Idiots

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frenchiegirl1 6

Just say you were looking for something to eat

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SailorSolaris 43

There's a difference between heavy petting, like what they were doing, and going all the way.

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Tripitaka 21

Have you two heard of locking the door?

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hollandchris0822 10

that esculated quicklt...

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