Intimacy: Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in...

By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Trace01m 11

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:05

that guy planned it

Lifeisntfair13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:05

so did your coworker like frame you?

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Bluedoh 3

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:51

I say go for the high score

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:12

tentacles? or testicles?

Thalymor 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:15

Tentacles.

liecake 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

Tentacles - there's Japanese **** called hentai that involves girls getting banged by tentacle monsters.

brianelkins 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:15

obviously you can't fix his computer. you spelled cubicle wrong, asshat.

mzeemzima 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:23

at least the boss didnt fire you

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:00

That is awesome!!! Thanks for the laugh;)

detolicious 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:00

your boss seems to be a cool guy.

boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:37

You have an adjective without a noun, OP. Do you mean a "cubical cubicle"?

liecake 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:54

Hentai is skeevy... Yaoi FTW!

kirikochan 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:04

But hentai is awesome o v o lol jk :x

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:42

Lololol Hentai!!!! Japanese monster ****!!! YDI for being seen looking at that stuff! Gross!

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