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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2015 0:38

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thatoneguy172 3

Thursday 12 February 2015 17:30

Well you were rude, she just insulted you back.

dumpless 13

Saturday 14 February 2015 4:19

Mess with the bull get the horns OP ydi

graciemaybae 3

Saturday 14 February 2015 6:34

that's kinda funny sorry

bacon_lover03 12

Saturday 14 February 2015 18:34

Ouch >_< XD That is one heck of a burn

Magnic 6

Saturday 14 February 2015 20:50

You should just go with the flow. You could have the night of your life then you ****** up.

newyorkcityguy 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 23:20

FYL but she got you good m8

theoretical 6

Thursday 19 February 2015 20:58

you really did deserve that one mate

moonmoon 5

Wednesday 27 June 2018 5:18

That’s what happens when you kink shame

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