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By evil Santa - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 430

You deserved it 3 255

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 604

You deserved it 8 727

By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 948

You deserved it 6 795

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 409

You deserved it 115

By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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You deserved it 5 631

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 640

You deserved it 171

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 577

By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 102

You deserved it 3 230

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 622

You deserved it 3 721

Dunmerdude 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

Welshite 39

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

Comments

rene22 18

Wednesday 7 January 2015 23:25

I feel like this is posted every year

Blake77_fml 19

Tuesday 13 January 2015 1:27

Friday after next?

Caymokomoko 23

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:02

I hop it was done with a sharpened candy cane, otherwise it's such a missed opportunity

briang959 47

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:57

Ho Ho Ho!

AfroFluff 23

Friday 23 January 2015 20:15

Business going bad for Santa.

EnderKris 17

Monday 7 September 2015 6:42

Looks like someone was on his naughty list!

ConfusedCat 11

Tuesday 8 December 2015 3:47

Merry Christmas! You're broke!

arquerk 7

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:41

Hey, it's going to be a GREAT story though. Sometimes those cost you.

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Today, as I struggle with dyscalculia, I set up some counters so I could knit up a perfect square. Turns out the counters actually made it worse. I have three failed attempts and I'm stuck on number 4. FML

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Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML

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Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML

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Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement ring and asked her if she would become my wife. She said, "I can’t, I have mittens." FML

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