Sex, Awkward and Kids: This is wrong

This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2009 1:22

Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.

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