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This is my O face

lauz - 03/10/2009 12:20 - Australia

Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

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Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

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Disinterested

lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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Sounds hot

oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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Spooky season special

Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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Survivor!

Anonymous - 18/06/2013 16:16 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

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That escalated badly

Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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doubleAbattery 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:05

This FML is worded horribly.

keywestlov 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:46

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

Killrot 5

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:39

Dude saw is awesome! But yea if the sex was good why were you watching the movie?

LevyLove 17

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:52

altzandra- I think she was being sarcastic...

youaresofucked 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:58

YDI for LETTING this happen

ihatecondoms 12

Thursday 7 June 2018 1:28

What?

lahp 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 21:04

uh yea baby uh uh ... *chainsaw sounds* *screams* uh more more *more screams* ... i bet he thought the screaming from tv was you :P

aahas7 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 21:34

#12 & #13 are idiots. The FML said the ACTION was that good that she watched it for a little bit. NOT the sex. Learn to read.

dnlphm94 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 17:14

YOU learn how to read. "The sex was that good I watched it for a little bit." This is a fail at English, or I'm misinterpreting it. It sounds like this: The sex was so great, it caused me to watch Saw 5. WTF?

doubleAbattery 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:05

This FML is worded horribly.

sovereign_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:03

U fale engrish

plexico 3

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:28

You can stand to watch your own sex? Eeeewwww, disgusting! (For the members of the club, that's just a joke.)

plexico 3

Monday 5 October 2009 16:45

This comment applies to the pre-edited version of this post. Originally, it was not clear what the OP was watching -- Saw V or her own sexual activity. The edit cleared that up somewhat and ruined the humor of the comment.