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tessamarque - - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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UghCats - 06/02/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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Harness or buggy?

Anonymous - 30/06/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML

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Bad boy!

Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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Scaredy cat

poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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Cad6 24

Thursday 5 April 2012 19:31

That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.

charlotte69er 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 19:31

Have u cleaned it lately ?

thatsabiggun 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:07

@deviable or cuz the box is nastyass

lovinglife77 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:19

That's what you get for having a cat!

nvo 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:19

Clean the box daily? If that doesn't do it, switch to another litter?

calilovesneb 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:15

Hahaha my cats are constantly doing something like this, I have 15 of them. There's just no stopping it...

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:41

Put the litter on the backpack

sportstar691 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 8:44

Im sorry but you did deserve this as you watched and let it happen

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 3:41

Lol my one cat does that all the time! The other STANDS ON HER BACK LEGS in the litter box while peeing and sometimes pukes on my bench jackets. Cats I love them so much!

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Monday 9 April 2012 17:43

Cats are jerks.

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Tuesday 10 April 2012 12:26

Cats are just awful like that >.< I totally feel your pain, my oldest cat likes to pee on my shoes for whatever reason... I always have to have my door closed and whatnot...

fmlahahaha 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:23

Try changing the litter

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Today, and almost every day, I find out that something "mean" or morally questionable my parents used to do to me when I was a kid is actually considered abusive. I've now come to the conclusion that I was a victim of pretty much every type of abuse (except for the physical kind) during my childhood. FML

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Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML

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Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML

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Today, I made fun of a crazy-looking woman at the park. The man next to me turned out to be her husband, and he dragged me by my ear over to apologize to her. My friends are still laughing at me and my ear is swollen to twice the usual size. FML

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