Work: This is mine now

This is mine now

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

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Dinonick 15

Monday 20 October 2014 0:51

If you don't care about losing your job, I'd report him for theft

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You should've at least told him you were bringing you own printer in.

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burnforeternity 30

Monday 12 December 2016 0:22

Show him that all of the office printers are still there. Then take yours home

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I always put my name on books when I lend them to people. A sticker with your name on it could have helped your case.

Rake 17

Monday 13 November 2023 16:10

Who brings a printer to work from home? And why didn't you tell anyone about it beforehand? I wouldn't have believed you either, I mean seriously

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