Food and Love: This is America

This is America

By liz - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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lolmikes 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:32

Buy the right kind next time you fucktard

Vball6 19

Friday 24 February 2012 4:10

She spelled it right smartass.

jdortega 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 17:20

You're heartless! Heartless!!

appleboxes12 12

Monday 12 March 2012 3:00

Well then get the guy his goddamn Mac n cheese bitch

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:51

Marry him. People who can still have the fun of being a kid when being an adult but with the responsibility is always the best. Uptight people suck.

EmoToTheWorld 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:08

That... That was the high-lite of my life... Thank you...

jpqm32 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:47

Immature

ajo123 16

Saturday 4 August 2012 23:25

You have no idea how important cartoon Mac and cheese is...

curleyQ97 9

Monday 13 August 2012 15:41

sponbebob is the best!

coreybell92 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 11:03

It does not take much to make a man happy... One of the things is macaroni with awesome shapes!

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