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Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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Low blow

Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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wrestling probs - 26/05/2015 02:24 - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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Worst prank ever

Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at Tae kwon do practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear." He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:53

At least it wasn't your balls

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:54

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

LadyReptar 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:05

Taekwondo doesn't teach you jack shit

DanielTait 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:09

sorry, just because you do martial arts, doesn't mean you aren't human.

Bently24 6

Monday 15 August 2011 23:34

The black belt doesnt mean anything, hes a sixth grader what are you gunna throw him to the ground. Maybe you shouldnt have made him made to kick you in the stomach

iameulogy 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:03

fyl dude. I would like to know WHY he kneed you in the gut. if you didn't deserve it.. get some steeltoes and shin kick his punk ass. then walk away like nothing happened. :)

imagleek42 4

Monday 20 February 2012 4:10

Just because you have a black belt in Taekwondo doesn't mean you immune to all pain

mimerino 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:42

So? It's okay… Just because you're a black belt doesn't mean you're immune to pain...? Grow a pair and crash the pity party.

kamipoland13 6

Friday 7 June 2013 3:23

Black belt in tae-kwon-do too Don't worry it happens a lot But than you get to exact revenge on the sixth grader

JustAFlutePlaya 6

Tuesday 11 November 2014 6:41

Having a black belt doesn't mean you are a master, it is actually supposed to signify that you grasp the basic skills. Calm down dude.

paolino_fml 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 18:01

... How?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 12 July 2015 15:40

How did that manage to happen?

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