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Theater kid

juliet - - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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Drama!

Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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Making the scene

billie - 29/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML

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angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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Coming and going

Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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rosiegrewup 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:28

Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

Sviiiden 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:20

Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

FightingOne 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:42

Have her fired for incompetant teaching and abuse. It will work!

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Thursday 14 June 2012 22:28

Wow she's a freaking moron.

Gister 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:25

You should have thrown up on her. Teach that bitch a lesson.

jc95sd 3

Wednesday 3 October 2012 23:34

Wow you're acting was so bad YOU puked?!!!

dvo0100 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 20:54

damn she is a bitch! i would hate my director if he did that to me!

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:58

What a heartless bitch, sorry op.

lellalove_fml 23

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:50

That's bull shit. That teacher should be fired. Sorry about that, it really sucks.

doglover100 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:50

Your teacher sucks.

TechnoStew 21

Friday 7 March 2014 4:57

**** that bitch! If she did that to me, as soon as i felt better, my foot would be firmly embedded in her skull.

CeltHound 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 20:59

You should have vomited on HER!!!!

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